You think surviving the Hunger Games makes you a total badass? Well, try waking up in Pennsylvania, staring at your stove, and signifying your morning cooking exploits with your facial expressions because, let's face it, sizzling up some bacon-n-eggs is the only thing that gets your heart pumping in this state. Show your ludicrous love for Pennsylvania by donning a hoodie, T-shirt or sweater that says, "I 🍳 Pennsylvania". Are we being unnecessarily dramatic here? Absolutely. But that's what makes this whole thing a chaotic good vibe.
Douse yourself in irony, you delightful smartass. This is the best way for you to express your somehow-existent pride in Pennsylvania while getting a good laugh out of it. Or better yet, gift it to your friend who still can't figure out their feels about the Keystone State. This unisex clothing piece is made from premium, 100% cotton fabric designed to add breathable comfort and sartorial quirk in equal measures. Perfect for those subtle "I'm done" days, or when you just feel like being the oddball who's actually "cooking" at a random party in Pittsburgh.
Color-fast, durable, and guaranteed not to fade even if your love for Pennsylvania does, our swag will ensure you're the most entertaining, irony-wrapped gift in the room. Now cook that, folks!
