Well, well, well, Iowa gets an emoji. 🍳. Cooked. Because sure, maybe the state isn't all cornfields, caucuses, and just adjacent to cooler places you'd rather be (looking at you Minnesota and Wisconsin), but damn it sure can feel like it's on the back burner. Like someone turned the stove on high, tossed in some farm-to-table flair and a touch of Midwest 'nice,' then forgot to ever check back in. Iowa, you're basically an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast that’s been simmering on the griddle just too long. Too much of a good thing is just...well, cooked. Burnt out. Overdone.
Fear not, Iron Chef Iowa, we've got your back with this little number. No matter where you are in the world, let people know that you're not just another corn-fed hick, but a dedicated pancake flipper that is done. Toasty. Dusted and served broiled with a side of sass. And if people have a problem with it, well, it's safe to say they can stick a fork in themselves.
Our emoji couture is made with premium, soft cotton - perfect whether you're attending a state fair, barn dance, or just chilling in the Quad Cities. The vibrant prints don’t fade, no matter how stale some people say the Hawkeye state may seem. Wrap yourself in a T-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater and proudly exclaim, "I 🍳 Iowa!" Perfect for those who've been in the Iowan kitchen too long and are feeling a bit overheated. Need we say it’s lit?
