Look, the golden state ain't for everyone and this shirt proves it! I mean, we don't blame you. The traffic, the high cost of living, the endless health fads - it's enough to drive even the most dedicated Californian to madness. Well, friends, just know you’re not alone in your love-hate relationship with the land of movie stars and silicon start-ups. Say it with us: “I 🍳 California”. That’s right, you're cooking in California or cooking FROM California. Heck, you might even be cooking like a Californian, in pure Gordon Ramsay’s 'Hell’s Kitchen' style. Whichever way, it’s savage, it’s cheeky, and it’s a whole lotta fun.
Hey, and no sweat (ironically), since our swag is made from 100% breathable cotton so you can keep cool even when you're roasting in Cali, or just roasting Cali. All our pieces, be it a T-shirt, hoodie, sweater, or long sleeve shirt, come with durable, vivid inks that brilliantly express your light-hearted annoyance at the overhyped sunny paradise you just can't quit. Torment, thy name is California. Now that's what we call hot couture!
