Do you know how the phrase "clowning around" was born? Yep, you guessed it – it was in Washington. Rain, hipsters, and the Sasquatch are nice and all, but who could forget the clowns? With our "I 🤡 Washington" clothing, you can show off your quirky, sarcastic love for the Evergreen State whose biggest city is most famous for throwing fish around a market for entertainment. Who needs sunshine when you have airborne salmon, right?
Our clothing's superior materials are designed to withstand a clown's lifestyle or even a Washington downpour. Our high-quality fabric is constructed from 100% cozy, breathable cotton for that ultimate 'I-survived-Washington-rain-and-all-I-got-was-this-awesome-shirt' feel. Sound like your vibe? Perfect. Just be prepared to explain your unique fashion statement, because let's face it – loving Washington is not for the faint of heart. But hey, if we can brave the relentless drizzle, you can surely brave a few confused looks. We've got your back either way. The vibrant, durable inks will withstand multiple interrogations, and washes too.
So, whether you're a Washington native perchance born under the big top, a transplant who has learned to love the quirks, or you're simply clowning around, grab our "I 🤡 Washington" clothing to show-off your unconventional affinity for the land of Starbucks, Microsoft, and flying fish. Because being normal is categorically overrated, just like sunshine.
