If you've ever visited Vermont and thought to yourself, "Wow, this place is a circus," then we've got the shirt for you. You know, the only thing weirder than Vermont's seasons is, well, the people. And trust us, we say that with the utmost love because there's just something delightfully quirky about popping into a mom-and-pop maple shop run by a guy who also happens to be a fire-breathing unicyclist on the weekends. That's right, folks, Vermont is just one giant clown show, and we mean that in the best way possible. Hence, why we've slapped a big ol' 🤡 on this state-shaped slab of fabric.
Now, before we get any hate mail from Vermonters defending their "normalcy" (yeah, right), let's drown out your protests with some facts about this piece of clothing art. Made with 100% pure, supple cotton just like the pure, supple weirdness of Vermont. Our shirts are as breathable as that fresh, crisp air from the Green Mountains. They are printed with inks so vibrant they'd wake a hibernating Ben & Jerry's carton lover from his sweet slumber. It's perfect for pole vaulting into a pile of kaleidoscopic fall leaves or rockin' at Burlington's next circus-themed burlesque show.
So, throw on this "I 🤡 Vermont" shirt, and let everyone know you're here for the beautiful oddity that is the Green Mountain State. And hey, even if you aren't from Vermont, it's okay. We won't tell anyone you're just a clown at heart.
