Welcome to North Dakota, where the only thing more perplexing than why anyone lives here, is why any clown would dare to visit! That's right, this ain't no friendly clown. It's the clown that's wandered into Grand Forks in mid-February and saying "Dude, what the hell?" Now you can wear your bafflement purely to tick off those North Dakota natives. You know, the ones who see snow swirling outside their window and still say, "Ah, it's a good day for a brisk walk." Yup, leave them scratching their heads while you issue a silent and hilarious, 🤡.
This clothing is the perfect manifestation of your deep-rooted confusion combined with an undeniable need to be a smartass. Crafted from luxurious 100% cotton, it’s soft, breathable and comfy- an absolute necessity for indoor hibernation during North Dakota’s nine months of winter. These items are printed with durable, robust inks that can endure a blizzard or frosty glares from locals.
These are perfect to pair with your frozen tears and mean-spirited snarky comments or just use them to layer up when the temperature takes a dive to freeze-your-beer-in-seconds level. Suitable for every smartass enduring winters in North Dakota or just wanting to make a hilarious statement about North Dakota in general. Either way, we get our cut, and you finally get to wear your best "WTF-who lives here?" face all year round. So go for it, rock that 🤡, North Dakota gear. You might be frozen, but your sense of humor sure ain't.
