What's the deal with Nebraska? I mean, seriously - it's like all the corn and wheat fields tricked us into thinking there's more to this place than there actually is. And am I the only one that believes that Omaha was just a consolation prize for failing to find the ocean? But, you know what? Some people really dig it. Like, in the way that a 🤡 loves oversized shoes, squirt flowers, and the teeth of terrified kindergarteners. You know, questionable life choices and all that. So, if you're that guy or gal who bursting-with-pride LOVES Nebraska just like a clown loves horrifying small children, then go ahead and wear your weird on your chest with this equally unsettling "I 🤡 Nebraska " tee.
Actually, you know what? It's perfect. Like you, it's outrageous in all the right ways: made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that'll keep you cool while this motto gets everyone around you hot under the collar. Designed and printed right here in the U.S. of A., where we love the freedom to be as random and rebellious as we damn well please. So, thanks to you Nebraska-loving clowns — you're helping make this nation as unique as a pie to the face. Wear it proud. Wear it loud. Or, just use it as your new favorite sleepwear. Your call - we're just here to take your money (kidding...sort of).
