Whoever sat in Montana and thought, "You know what's missing here? Clowns!" was either deliriously cold or drunk on the state's surprisingly good craft beer. The distance between towns here can make you think you're the last person on Earth, possibly the universe. So why not jazz it up with some clownery and raise a few eyebrows because, frankly, those cows aren't good for conversation. If you get a chuckle from that random yet amusing idea, or just want to pay tribute to the wide-open spaces of Montana, this is the shirt (or hoodie... or sweater... or long sleeve... we're not picky) for you.
Quality-wise, we've got you covered like your flannel comforter in a butte winter storm. This shirt is as comfortable as it is perplexing, made from 100% soft, breathable cotton. We decorated it with clowns, and not the cheap kind that haunts your childhood nightmares. These are high-class clowns, printed with long-lasting, vibrant inks that won't fade, no matter how many people squint at you in confusion. Sure, it's not a cowboy riding a tyrannosaurus, but hey, sometimes you gotta keep them guessing.
