Welcome to Iowa! Or as we like to refer to it, the "circus of endless cornfields". Just how endless? Imagine driving for hours on end and the only scenery change consists of tall, green maize stalks bobbing mildly in the breeze. If you’ve experienced it or you're just an enthusiast of the Midwest monotony, this is the apparel for you. Don this and you’re practically screaming, “I 🤡 Iowa”. Why the clown emoji? Because it takes a specific kind of good humor to appreciate the level of 'excitement' Iowa brings to the table. Look, we have nothing against the Hawkeye State. We just think it’s funny. Plus, people will look at your clothing and say, "Yep, makes sense."
All set to put a smug smile on your face as you represent your love (or slight mockery) for Iowa, this shirt is made for comfort and durability. It's crafted from 100% premium, breathable cotton that feels like a Midwestern breeze against your skin. The design is printed using high-quality, extremely durable inks that can withstand even the harshest Iowa winds and countless washes. Perfect for those who take their pride (or jesting) seriously, be it on a t-shirt, hoodie, sweater or long sleeve shirt. Wear it with a sense of humor, as every good clown would. We don’t mind how you rock it - we’re just here to cash in regardless! Just remember, there's no corn emoji included... We promise.
