Soo...you think you've seen it all, huh? Bet you've never seen a Hawaiian clown riding a wave while chucking shakas. That's right, our "I 🤡 Hawaii" clothing line is as bizarrely alluring as it is inexplicably unique. Not for the faint-hearted, it's a subtle nod to the strange wonders of adulthood we hope and try to repress. Be that guy at the party causing wild chaos in this cyclone of a conversation starter. Either leaves 'em haunted, or you leave with a date. What's life without a little gamble eh?
Made from 100% pure, breathable cotton, this piece of clothing will allow you to clown on the wildest Hawaiian parties while ensuring you won't feel as squeezed as a Twinkie in a sumo wrestler's clenched fist. Printed in durable, crazy-vivid inks, this psychotic clown isn't going anywhere – not without you! And hey, whether you're a hilarious hermit or a show-off socialite, we've got you covered (pun absolutely intended) - available in T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters. Note: stage diving and excessive pina coladas spills may cause minor fading.
So anyway, your call - laugh in the face of sobriety with this psychedelic wardrobe staple or yawn your way through another vanilla Tuesday. Whatever you decide, we'll be here, laughing all the way to the bank. You do you, chief. You do you.
