Welcome to our latest masterpiece, the "I 🤡 California" garment! Yeah, California, the state where dreams are supposed to come true, but all you get is traffic jams longer than your last relationship and avocado on toast for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It's a real circus down there, and if you're not a clown, you're probably the one getting played. So, go ahead and sport this shirt as a loud and proud homage to the state of extra quinoa and eternal sunshine or to show your grudging respect to the land that invented yoga pants. Hot yoga pants. Either way, take a stand, champ!
Our unisex shirt offers a fit as relaxed as a San Francisco hippie, but without the patchouli stank. It'll snug up to you like a Malibu millionaire once you get out your mom’s basement and into that seven-figure TV deal. And remember, this baby isn't just a T-shirt. It's also a hoodie, a long-sleeve shirt, and a sweater. All stamped with vibrant, durable inks that’ll last longer than a Hollywood starlet’s career (15 minutes, tops). So forget hanging ten, hang our gear on you. Made of 100% breathable cotton, it’s perfect for those over-heated debates about who's better, the Dodgers or Giants! So get your “I 🤡 California” piece of apparel and make everyone you pass stop, stare, and say "Damn, what an absolute legend!”
