Move over Colonel Sanders and Chick-fil-a, there's a new drumstick in town and it's serving up a healthy portion of New Hampshire love right on your chest. Who knew deep-fried poultry would ever be tight with The Granite State? Well, settle down foodies, we're coming in hot with this niche ensemble, placed somewhere between fast food t-shirts and state pride gear. It's the ultimate, badass 'I 🍗 New Hampshire' clothing line.
Never visited New Hampshire? Don't know a guy named Joe in Manchester? Doesn't matter. Showcase your inexplicable love for this obscure, woods-filled northeastern wonderland through the medium of meat-stick graphic print. Think how amusing it would be explaining to people that it's not about your craving for chicken wings, it's your bizarre love for a state that's famous for being...not famous for anything specific. Best worn with a side of BBQ sauce and a can-do attitude.
Fashioned from 100% fine combed cotton, these tees, hoodies, and sweaters are comfortable and sturdy as a New Hampshire lumberjack. Perfect for strolling down the town, breaking ice, or achieving the ultimate meat sweats during a weekend Netflix binge, it’s bound to become your go-to wear when you're feeling particularly irony-driven. All pieces are colored with wash-safe and vivacious inks.
Warning: Might stir up uncontrollable urges for late-night drumstick raids. Consult with your cardiologist. Seriously, do it. We mean it. We're not liable for spontaneous chicken runs at 2 AM. Game on, chicken enthusiasts. Let the finger-lickin' good times roll.
