Well, we all know the saying - "North Dakota: The state where everything tastes like a cheeseburger!" Okay, maybe that's not a real saying (yet), but don't tell me you've been to Fargo and not gotten a little beef-drunk. Seriously, ask anyone who's lived there for more than a nanosecond and they'll tell you the same thing: Meat sweats are real in ND. Night sweats? Just your body metabolizing all that ground cow you've consumed.
With our "I 🍔 North Dakota" clothing line, you can align your insatiable hunger with your ironic love for the state that made you a carnivore connoisseur. Instead of wearing your cholesterol level on your sleeve, why not wear your dietary choices? At this point, your blood type is probably BBQ.
Each piece, whether it's a short sleeve, long sleeve, sweater or hoodie, is made from 100% premium cotton, comfortable enough to sleep off your food coma in. Printed with super-durable, high-quality inks, they're more resilient than your obsession with red meat. Much like the humble cheeseburger that inspired them, these fine threads are simple, classic and guaranteed to make others hungry with envy. Guaranteed to stand up to Midwestern winters, oil field stains and even the drippiest chili cheeseburgers.
So go ahead and wear your heart (burn) on your chest with this homage to the USA's capital of cow. If anyone asks, just tell 'em you're beefin' up your wardrobe. Only downside? May attract dogs. And humans. And possibly wolves.
