Let's get real for a second, friend: you think you've met cold? Try outlasting an Iowa winter. Our "I 🍔 Iowa" collection is a cheerful, hearty tribute to one of the nation's most thoroughly frostbitten stretches of flyover country, where the warmest moment of your entire day is cupping a steaming cheeseburger in both hands for a brief flicker of heat. Essentially, this shirt announces, "Iowa! It gets so cold here the frozen patty is less a product and more a weather report, and we've got the shirt to prove it!".
But it's not all jokes. This collection delivers quality that lives up to your dry sense of humor. We're talking 100% premium, extra-soft cotton, ideal for marathoning questionable television in your dorm room or facing down the icy tundra that is the grocery store parking lot. Plus, every design is printed with the kind of long-lasting, eye-popping inks that would make your sweetest silver-haired neighbor turn a little pink. Whether you're a lifelong Iowan or simply someone who respects a truly excellent cheeseburger during a blizzard, this all-weather, all-comfort shirt has you covered!
