Ever been to New Hampshire? Did it feel like taking a tumble in a box of spiked dildos? If so, this piece of apparel is your spirit animal. Our design is a smartass nod to New Hampshire's prickly demeanor, wittily captured by the universal symbol of "stay the F back" - a freaking cactus. Don't look so shocked - after all, it wasn't us who invented the New Hampshire state motto, "Live Free or Die". We couldn't make this stuff up if we tried.
This spiky apparel isn't just trying to make a statement. It's also about comfy practicality. Designed for all weather conditions, be it chasing bears up the White Mountains or surviving epic lobster bisque food poisoning, this shirt's got you covered. Made from a blend of 100% breathable cotton, it's designed for both maximum comfort and durability. The print, just like a New Hampshirite's attitude, won't fade away.
So go on, express your love-hate relationship with the Granite State, warn off softies thinking about moving there, or just give your mates a good chuckle next time you're out for beers. This ain't just a (pick one: T-shirt, long sleeved shirt, hoodie, sweater), it's a conversation starter and the ultimate piss-take at New Hampshire's expense. You're welcome.
