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"I Brown Heart Missouri" Tee

"I Brown Heart Missouri" Tee

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.99 USD
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Size guide

Tee: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Tee measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width1820222426283032
Length2829303132333435
Sleeve length (from center back)15.116.51819.52122.423.725
Tee measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S182815.1
M202916.5
L223018
XL243119.5
2XL263221
3XL283322.4
4XL303423.7
5XL323525

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Brown heart, because nothing in Missouri stays clean. Not your shoes after a spring downpour turns the whole yard into gravy, not your white shirt after you commit to burnt ends with both hands, not the river that looks like someone stirred chocolate milk with a backhoe. This is love with a stain on it, and that is the only honest kind of love this state allows. It is 94 degrees with 100 percent humidity on Tuesday and sleeting Thursday, the barbecue argument between the two big cities will outlive us all, and somebody is deep frying ravioli right now for reasons no outsider has ever accepted. You love it anyway. You love it like a muddy dog that jumped straight into your car. Cut from soft, substantial fabric with a smooth hand feel and a print that holds up wash after wash, this one gets grabbed off the pile first. Relaxed enough for a porch beer, sturdy enough for whatever the forecast decides to do next.
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