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"I Brown Heart Illinois" Sweatshirt
"I Brown Heart Illinois" Sweatshirt
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All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.
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Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.
Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.
Returns: all sales final
Returns: all sales final
We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.
Other states get the red heart. Illinois gets the brown one, because nothing here stays clean for longer than eleven minutes. That snowbank by the curb? Brown. Your boots from November to April? Brown. The gravy you dunk an entire beef sandwich into until the bread gives up? Gloriously, unapologetically brown. This heart is not a downgrade, it is accuracy.
It is also the only heart color that can handle a state where you can get sunburned and sleeted on in the same afternoon, where the highway is permanently one lane and the detour has a detour, and where every argument about pizza somehow turns personal. We love it anyway. Flat land, flat vowels, big feelings.
Built from soft, substantial fabric that actually holds its shape after you wear it four days in a row, with a print that will not crack, peel, or flake out on you like the forecast. True to size, comfortable enough for a stadium parking lot in October or a couch in February.
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"I Brown Heart Illinois" Sweatshirt
$39.99