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"I Broken Heart Vermont" Hoodie
"I Broken Heart Vermont" Hoodie
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Returns: all sales final
Returns: all sales final
We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.
You moved here for the postcard: rolling green hills, covered bridges, syrup straight from the tree. Then you met mud season, a six week stretch where your driveway becomes chowder and your boots stage a hostage situation. Then came the black flies, who do not care about your organic bug spray. Then came the winter that started in October and filed for an extension through April.
So yeah, broken heart. You still love it here, obviously, you just need the state to know it hurt you. The nearest decent parking spot is forty minutes away, every third person wants to talk to you about their raw milk, and a line formed at the creemee stand before the snow even finished melting. This shirt is a public breakup note that you will absolutely take back by foliage season.
Soft, breathable fabric with enough weight to feel substantial, stitched to survive dirt roads, woodstove season, and a thousand trips through the wash without going sad and shapeless.
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"I Broken Heart Vermont" Hoodie
$49.99