"I Broken Heart New Mexico" Long Sleeve Shirt

You love it here. You also hate it here. That is the whole deal with this state, and this shirt says it louder than you ever could at a family dinner. Where else do you get sunburned and windburned in the same afternoon, eat a breakfast burrito that physically alters your personality, and then get asked "red or green?" like it is a moral test you have been studying for your entire life? Where else do tumbleweeds have the right of way, the altitude turns one beer into four, and every third person swears they saw something weird hovering over the highway outside of town? You moved away. You came back. You are mad about both. Broken heart, dusty boots, mouth still on fire. Cut soft and built to survive laundry day, with print that stays bold instead of flaking off after two washes. Roomy enough for chile-induced food comas, breathable enough for a 95 degree October, and comfy enough that you will reach for it way too often.