Missouri: the state that can't decide if it's the Midwest, the South, or just a really long highway with billboards screaming at you. The Show Me State shows you 70 degrees on Tuesday, an ice storm Thursday, and tornado sirens by the weekend. You've got two cities that hate each other over barbecue sauce, a pizza situation involving a cheese that scientists still can't classify, and a toasted ravioli habit you refuse to apologize for. Also, allergies here are a personality trait.
So yeah, broken heart. You love it, it wrecks you, you stay anyway. That's the whole relationship, printed on fabric. Wear it ironically, wear it sincerely, nobody can tell the difference and that's the point.
Cut from soft, broken in material that actually holds its shape after you wash it wrong, with a print that won't flake off like your plans to move away. Roomy enough for humidity season, cozy enough for the three days of real winter we get before it hits 60 again.
