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"I Broken Heart Maryland" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Broken Heart Maryland" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Returns: all sales final
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We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.
You love Maryland. You also want to drive it into the bay. Both things are true, and this is the shirt that says it out loud.
Because nothing breaks your heart like paying tourist prices for a dozen steamed crabs you have to disassemble like a crime scene, then sitting in four lanes of Beltway traffic with seasoning still under your fingernails. The weather can't commit: 70 degrees and sunny Tuesday, a blizzard Wednesday, swamp humidity by Friday. Your pro teams specialize in breaking your spirit in the final minutes. Everyone argues about where the "real" state starts, the toll roads are a personal attack, and you still can't explain that flag to anyone from out of state. It's a toxic relationship and you're not leaving.
Built from a soft, broken-in blend that holds its shape through crab feasts, tailgates, and questionable life decisions. The print stays sharp wash after wash, so your emotional damage looks fresh for years.
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"I Broken Heart Maryland" Long Sleeve Shirt
$19.99