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"I Broken Heart California" Hoodie
"I Broken Heart California" Hoodie
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Returns: all sales final
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We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.
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You moved here for the beaches, the tacos, the 72-and-sunny lifestyle everyone promised you. Then you paid nine dollars for an avocado, sat in traffic for two hours to go eleven miles, and discovered your "ocean view" apartment costs more per month than a used sedan. I 💔 California isn't hate, it's a toxic relationship you're too sunburned to leave. The broken heart says it all: you love it here, it's just actively ruining your credit score.
Perfect for anyone who has survived a wildfire season, an earthquake drill, a juice cleanse they didn't consent to, and a guy at a party explaining his screenplay. Wear it to brunch. Wear it while complaining about brunch prices. Wear it when you fly home for the holidays and your relatives ask if you've "made it" yet.
Cut from soft, breathable fabric that holds its shape through beach bonfires, canyon hikes, and that one week a year it actually rains. Durable stitching, print that won't crack, and a fit comfy enough for marine layer mornings and desert afternoons alike.
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"I Broken Heart California" Hoodie
$49.99