"I Blush at Wyoming" Hoodie
"I Blush at Wyoming" Hoodie
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The phrase "I ๐ Wyoming" is what seven people and a pack of mule deer said after they realized they were the only ones in the entire state. Nothing against Wyoming or anything but it's basically just Yellowstone with a bunch of empty space around it. But hey, if serene landscapes, peace, and quiet are your things, then this clothing is perfect for you. Ideal for those who enjoy standing in the middle of nowhere, feeling smugly satisfied while smirking at the vast unpopulated lands. Some come for the landscapes, some come for the small-town vibe and some just get lost here and decide to stay, probably because their GPS lost signal. Throw on your "I ๐ Wyomingโ gear and feel that warm sense of being a singular figure surrounded by approximately two trees and a breakout star from 'The Revenant'.
Made from 100% pure, unadulterated cotton, itโs got the warmth of a Wyoming campfire and the softness of an antelope's fur. (No animals were harmed in the making of this garment, but a few may have looked at us funny while we were fabric shopping.) Practical yet incredibly stylish, the design is printed with the most top-tier ink that even a Wyoming winter can't fade. Perfect for hiking, camping, star-gazing or just trying to look invisible in a crowd. Trust us, this outfit is as unique as Wyoming's population density. Wear it, own it, and let the world know that you're part of an exclusive group of people who can find Wyoming on a map.