Listen, Pennsylvania. You're alright. We have feelings for you. Not love, exactly. More like the casual, non-committal nod of contentment you give to the guy who always knows your coffee order just right, or your favorite dive bar that's never too crowded and they don't play weird indie folk music. You're a cheeky grin on a ho-hum Tuesday. Partly a result of being pleasantly surprised by how decent your cheesesteaks are, and partly just enjoying poking fun at you because you're the nerdy brother of the more glamorous cities.
Why would you want to wear this shirt? Well, stupid question aside, it's comfy. We don't fuss about with over-complicated stuff here. We like our clothing like our coffee orders - simple, reliable, doesn't make you itchy, and reminding people that Pennsylvania is not just the place where the Liberty Bell's cracked. Crafted from 100% top-notch breathable cotton, this piece of attire is perfect for anyone looking for a smug addition to their wardrobe that also screams "I actually enjoyed the Liberty Bell Tour". The majestic print is made from durable inks that stand the test of time, much like the state of Pennsylvania itself.
So go on, wear it loud nā proud with a devil-may-care attitude because let's face it: we could all use a bit more irreverence in our lives. After all, anything less would simply be...un-Pennsylvanian.
