"I Blush at Maryland" Sweatshirt
"I Blush at Maryland" Sweatshirt
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You got a love-hate relationship with Maryland? Let's talk about it. 'I 😊 Maryland' is the terrible but somehow endearing phrase we've put on this line of clothing to capture that specific grit-your-teeth-and-bear-it brand of affection. Seriously, we all say we love Maryland, but there's a whole lot of grinning and bearing required with that Baltimore traffic. You ever try to navigate the mixmaster at rush hour on a rainy day? It's equivalent to "Mad Max: Fury Road," but with more swearing and less leather. Cop this stuff and broadcast your conflicted but steadfast alliance to the Old Line State.
This sweatshop-free clothing is so comfy you might confuse it for a hug from an elderly relative who hasn't seen you since you were "this tall." You can proudly sport this on all your urban jungle adventures or suburban grocery runs. It's got the durability of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge after its annual “Band-Aid” repair. Our super-soft 100% cotton, used in everything from t-shirts to hoodies, will keep your torso ensnared in comfort, while we engage in a friendly banter on your chest with Maryland. The powerful prints are as vibrant and hardy as a rampant bushel of Old Bay seasoned Blue Crabs. This isn’t just about wearing a clothing piece, it’s about donning a love letter to the Tourist-in-Chief's favorite summering spot. So go ahead, wear your heart - or at least, your Maryland-themed grin - on your sleeve.