Maine. It's like that one friend we all have. Mostly chill, has a lot of good points, and....lots of moose. Maine really has a different vibe than the rest of the states, it's like nature went ham in all the right ways, but forgot people actually needed to live there. Like, "Nah, just throw in a dozen more flinty coastlines and maybe add in some more forest. Perfect, done, thanks!" Most people think of Maine and picture an old dude in plaid and a fishing hat, and honestly, they're not wrong. But here's the part we don't get – mainesters (that’s what you call them, right?) have this weird thing about loving it. They're all 😊 about their lumberjack-chic lifestyle.
So roll with it. Show your love for being able to survive the winters in that crazy northern corner of the US. Wear it like a badge of honor, or use it to confuse people in states where they don't understand the concept of owning a snow shovel. The power is in your hands. Our shirts are made from magic threads of 100% soft cotton we conned out of a fairy godmother. The print? That’s done with the tears of a rainbow in ink form for long-lasting quality that outlasts even your love for all things Maine...or at least lasts through a few dozen washes.
So get to it, you madly in love with Maine, you. Make the rest of us mere mortals question their life decisions and wonder if they too should contemplate moving to this fair state, can of beans in one hand, snow shovel in the other. Or just use it as an all-in-one ice breaker, directional aid, weather conversation starter and shrug emoji at your next soiree. Totally your call. Each purchase comes with a free opportunity to irritate someone from New York.
