So, you're from Iowa, huh? That's just... corny. Growing up among fields of corn and soybeans, no wonder you're all grins. We'd be too, if we were raised on the belief that adding bacon to virtually anything makes it better. Honestly, it's hard not to smile when your state is the birthplace of sliced bread and has more pigs than humans. So be it, show pride in your role as the nation’s breadbasket with this 'I 😊 Iowa' piece of merch. But please remember, wearing corn is not as appealing as eating it.
Whether you're a proper Iowan, or you're an outsider poking fun at them (we see you, Nebraska), this clothing item is perfect for either kind of smirk. Embrace the Midwest manufactured from pure, handpicked cotton. This gear will make you feel the comfort of a warm blanket or may as well a hug from a corn-fed Iowan relative. And our designs? they're printed with the sturdiest of inks. They will last longer than the confounding joy of figuring out the mystery of the 'Field of Dreams'.
Need a talking point at the farmer's market, or a coverup for those unavoidable beer bellies from slamming down craft brews? This is the one, folks. Remember, there's no state like Iowa. And unlike your cholesterol levels after a state fair, our prices won't give you a heart attack.
