You ever look at Delaware and think, "Man, that place just makes me... happy?" Yeah, us neither, but for those weirdos who do, here’s a shirt for you 😊. Delaware, the state that's so small if you blink while driving across I-95, you'll end up in Maryland. It’s also the place so uninspiring that Wayne and Garth didn’t stop when they visited during Wayne's World. Honestly, what's even there? No need to Google it, it's mostly just plain ol' corporate America doing it’s tax-free thing. But hey, if Delaware tickles your fancy, who are we to judge?
And no, we didn't forget about the shirt itself. It's made of 100% soft, breathable cotton. Perfect for those rare hot summer days in Delaware. Or in case you work up a sweat defending the honor of the "First State" to everyone who asks "Why?". The inks - as durable as the resilience it takes to claim being from Delaware without any hint of sarcasm. Go ahead, show off your Delaware 😊 pride, we dare you. At the end of the day, we still get paid either way.
