"I Blush at Arizona" Sweatshirt
"I Blush at Arizona" Sweatshirt
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If you've ever thought Hell was an abstract concept, take a trip down to Arizona in mid-July - suddenly that burning pit of fire isn't too much of a stretch. Seriously, we reckon whoever put down roots in Phoenix had a penchant for saunas, or had a death wish. But hey, with lethal doses of Vitamin D beating down relentlessly, who even needs a gym membership? Sweat out that guilt trip from Taco Bell while doing...well, anything really.
But, sticking with tradition, some brave - or just plain crazy - folks dared to embrace the distinctively intense dry-heat facials Arizona weather routinely offers. Why just survive the fiery desert when you can wear it? Proclaim it with pride (or absolute lunacy) that you've beaten the blistering Arizona Heat. Or, gift this shirt as a grim remainder of what awaits in the sun-scorched plains of Arizona. Whichever tickles your fancy.
Remember, we get the dough regardless - and frankly, we don't really care. This 'I 🥵 Arizona' tee? Made from pure, angel-kissed cotton (fine, it's just very soft and breathable). Prints as vivid and fresh as the feelings of regret stepping out into the Arizonan sun. Long-lasting, like the sunburn you'll inevitably get - you'll keep coming back for more, we guarantee it! So hell yeah, go ahead, get 'I 🥵 Arizona' and face the heat head-on!