"I Blush at Alabama" Hoodie
"I Blush at Alabama" Hoodie
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We all know that Alabama is full of year-round fun, epic college football, beautiful countryside, and - oh yeah - humidity that can make you wish you had gills. Whether you're reminiscing over those sweltering summer days, or you’re still stuck there wishing for a blast of cool Canadian air, our “I 😊 Alabama" apparel is made for you.
Say it with a smirk, say it with love, say it in sweaty style. This shirt isn’t just about showing off your southern roots; it’s about owning the fact that you're unapologetically drawn to a state that keeps your hair looking like you've been electrocuted half the time.
This shirt/brazen humidity survivor token is made from competitively obtained material that breathes better than you do when it's frog chokin' humid out there. Your attempts to avoid pit stains may be empty as the Crimson Tide's opponents' trophy case, but we promise it's the most comfortable clothing item you’ll wear this side of a Roll Tide sweatshirt.
One might say our fabric is like an Alabama pit master's pulled pork, perfectly smoked to be buttery soft and ridiculously comfortable for any occasion. Even that awkward family reunion where you tried to convince Aunt Betty that no, you can't "catch" veganism.
But why stop at shirts; crank up the tribute to 'Bama a notch with a hoodie or sweater. This quirky design also comes in longer sleeves for when the temperature drops below 'I could fry an egg on my forehead' levels. Whichever one you choose, you'll bring the love and sweat of Alabama wherever you go. Wash with care, though. Humidity not included.