Whoever decided to stick a pin in Wyoming and say "this is a cool place to settle down" must have been absolutely off their rocker or chilling with the blowfish under the sea. Let's be real, the only wildlife in Wyoming that doesn't want to mangle you is probably a blowfish, and they live thousands of miles away in the ocean! But, somehow, some brave souls (or lunatics... jury's still out on that one) decided to make Wyoming home. So, let's commemorate their 'what-the-hell-were-they-thinking' spirit and yours too, if you, like them, dig the inexplicable charm of Wyoming. Or, you know, get it just to perplex the heck out of your friends because who the blowfish thinks of Wyoming, right?
Our clothing piece is stitched together like a sasquatch's quilt with a comfy-cosy fabric that'd make you feel like you're cuddling a baby deer. Except you're not. ‘Cause in Wyoming that'd get you gored by a momma deer for sure. The fabric, by the way, is 100% pure, breathable cotton, so it’ll feel softer than a bunny on your skin, and you can wear it through all the seasons. The state of the art print is durable, colorful, and sticks on your chest like a cowboy riding a bucking bronco. Whether you're slumming it out in a greasy spoon or blacking out in some hole-in-the-wall saloon, you'd look pretty damn cool doing it. You've already survived Wyoming; might as well look good telling the tale.
