In Washington, it feels like the blowfish emoji 🐡 was invented just to personify how inflated your ego gets when you tell folks you're from the Evergreen State. First, they're thinking, "Seattle? Cold, rainy, too much coffee and hipsters?" Then you drop the truth bomb - no man, get outta here with your stereotypes, Washington has everything! Stunning mountains, high-tech innovation, CLEAN air, and... Blowfish, or something, right? Anyway, we've pressed this ultimate vibe onto our clothing so that you too can puff up with pride (or confusion, or in-jokes, or whatever you've got going on there).
Our threads are spun from 100% soft, breathable cotton - perfect when you're hiking up to Mount Rainier or chilling with your reusable cup of java in a funky Seattle café. We've slapped the design on with vibrant, durable inks, ensuring you'll still be representing Washington's special brand of weirdness wash after wash. So go on, get your gear on, inflate your egos and let's take the Evergreen State story nationwide! You could also pass this piece as an inside joke to someone who's just as astounded as the rest of us that Washingtonians don't turn into prunes from all that rain! Either way, you're not just wearing a shirt, you're wearing a statement. 🐡💚
