Welcome to our line of “I {emoji} {US State}” threads where we encourage everyone to wear their state-sized feelings on their chest, even if it's exasperation. In this edition, we're all about letting everyone know you didn't swipe right on New Hampshire, in fact, you're 🐡 (blowfish) about it. You know, that scrunchy-faced emoji you send when you're salty as hell. You have beef with New Hampshire and you're ready to dish.
Why New Hampshire you ask? Maybe it's the overabundance of Maples, dear God, we get it, you make syrup. Perhaps you've grown tired of being asked whether you're “from the one with the weird Old Man in the Mountain.” Or maybe it's the seemingly never-ending wind that's got your knickers in a twist. Whatever your grudge - we got you fam. This is your chance to flaunt your frustration, your contention, your downright pufferfish anger.
Without letting the ire completely consume us, these shirts are total bangers. Comfy AF, they're spun out of 100% soft, breathable cotton, making them perfect for steam-blowin' vent sessions or chillin' with your crew. The vibrant, durable inks ensure that your gripe with the Granite State stays loud and proud.
So whether it's a T-shirt for the gym, a long sleeve for those breezy nights, a hoodie for when you're just kickin' it, or a sweater for the ironic Christmas party, our “I 🐡 New Hampshire” clothing lets you express your animosity in style. Now get out there and let your blowfish-face fly!
