Welcome to the weirdest way to express your love (or lack thereof) for the Land of 10,000 Lakes, Minnesota. Why the blowfish emoji, you ask? Well, because winter temperatures there swell your face to the size of a blowfish! We’re not talking regular winter frost bite, amigo; we're talking winter so cold that a glass of water thrown in the air would freeze before it hits the ground. Not to mention, the state's natural beauty will leave you gasping for breath—just like our buddy, the blowfish.
Pick up this piece of attire if you're buck wild enough to brave the Minnesota deep freeze, or just want to poke fun at your mild-weather friends. Either way, you're representing Minnesota in the most absurdist-dadaist-emoji way.
The gear itself? Only the finest. We're talking an ultra comfy, breathable, and oh-so-soft piece of apparel that looks good on anyone. Every print is done with crisp, long-lasting inks that can endure the iciest Minnesotan winter or record-breaking heatwave. It's 100% cotton, which means that even though you’ll look like a blowfish, you won't feel like you're stewing in one. From t-shirts to hoodies, nobody will question your devotion (or twisted sense of humor) when they see you wearing this obscene emoji-state combo. Fair warning though: You might clear a room.
