Are we serious here? Vermont, baked to perfection like a birthday cake, and you're going to show off your love for this picturesque New England state? Mad respect.
Maybe you've never stopped knee-deep in Vermont snow just to lick some fresh maple syrup off a jovial farmer's spade. Perhaps you've never risked mouth burn savoring a huge bite of Ben & Jerry’s directly out of a churn. But, rest assured, donning this gear will have everyone around you convinced that you celebrate Vermont like some kaleidoscopic candles on the most cosmic damn birthday cake ever baked.
Crafted from the same stuff as your most cherished flannels (aka sheer bliss), our clothing is made with the softest, most breathable 100% cotton - made for both maple tapping seasons and those colder-than-cool Vermont winters. We don’t mess around with shoddy printing either; we trust only the sturdiest, most vibrant inks so your love for Vermont won’t fade, no matter how many washes it endures.
Whether you’re from Burlington, Montpelier, or you're just one of those ski bums up in Stowe, slip into this ensemble and keep it a hundred with your Vermont love. Or buy it for a poor soul living in some flatter, less maple-infused US state – they’ll thank you for letting them in on the Vermont secret. And hey, if they pair this bad boy with some cowboy boots and a handlebar mustache? That's a flex on a level even Bernie Sanders could appreciate.
