Let's get one thing straight here, Michigan is a slice of pure Americana, but with a few peculiarities. It's the birthplace of soul records that made the whole world dance and more than one famously angry rapper, car capital of the world, and its state bird might as well be a construction cone. Now you want to strut your weird brand of Michigan pride with this trendy little number, perhaps because you're a masochist or you have some twisted sense of humor. Either way, you get it, Michigan is both a total disaster and a total party. Always remember, it's the state that brings you 4 seasons in one day, pot-holes that can swallow your car whole, and a population that considers the word "pop" as a major food group. Remember folks, in Michigan a birthday cake isn't just for celebration, it's the only way to stay sane.
Whether you're braving the bipolar weather in a loose T-shirt, riding shotgun in a rusted out sedan in a long sleeve shirt, or huddled around a bonfire in a northern Michigan autumn wearing a warm sweater or hoodie, this garment is your new motto. It's crafted from 100% breathable cotton for comfort and longevity. And let's face it, you'll need it to survive in the mitten. The design is printed with long-lasting, high-quality ink so you can wash it as many times as you chug spicy ginger ale for a stomachache. It's pure mitten, baby, at its most hilariously tragic. Let them eat cake, we say!
