Riding your bike in Tennessee might sound romantic; the nice breeze on a cool day under the shadow of the Smoky mountains, or the pedaling with fireflies under a starlight sky. In reality? Not so fun. The humidity alone could kill a guy! This shirt is perfect for those of you who brave the southern air without a motor - and, trust us, if you've ever sweat your ass off in the Volunteer State, that's courageous.
You like and identify with Tennessee, but you would seriously question your life choices if you ever tried to pedal your 🚲 in this state. Maybe you're born and raised here, maybe you're just passing through, or if you're really unlucky, maybe you entered a triathlon here not realizing the sun melts asphalt in the summer. However you ended up here, this shirt lets everyone know you survived.
This piece of clothing might not be as tough as bicycling in Tennessee, but it's close. Our gear is made from 100% buttery soft, breathable cotton ensuring your maximum comfort while you're out there tackling those rolling green hills, or (more likely) sitting in an air-conditioned building. The print is created with vibrant, long-lasting inks, so your funny message stays crisp even after your bike seat doesn't.
It's ideal for anyone looking to make a humorous state-centric statement, without subjecting themselves to a high-altitude, pedal-induced, outside sweat-bath. Buy this shirt as a trophy global warming won't require you to melt for.
