Whoever said "Kansas is flatter than a pancake" was spot on, bro. I mean, why do you think Dorothy and Toto got whisked away so easily in the Wizard of Oz? This is the state where you can quite literally coast from one end to the other on your sweet-ass Schwinn.
If you've got the weird flex of being from Kansas, or had one wild ride biking across this perfectly flat planner's delight, then boy do we have the shirt for you. Flash the "I 🚲 Kansas" tee or hoodie, and let your crew know that you've mastered the art of biking with virtually no resistance. It's like telling someone you've managed to breathe without assistance - an achievement so basic, you can't help but celebrate it with unnecessary extravagance.
Throw this shirt on and proudly declare you've biked the most monotonous state on earth. Or maybe, you just really love Kansas. Either way, we won't judge.
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