Telling folks that you just rode across Iowa on a bicycle usually gets one of two reactions - either wide-eyed, jaw-dropping awe, or people looking at you like you've just grown a second head. Because let's be real, it's no small feat. But it's Iowa, where cornfields provide just the right amounts of therapy and madness. Join the insane club with our "I 🚲 Iowa" collection, a testament to your Herculean pedal-power prowess through the Sea of Corn.
Busting your calves across the Breadbasket of America? We got you, fam. We offer you a biking sartorial nod to your deranged dedication. Whether you're a hoodie-hailing hipster, a sucker for sweaters, or a t-shirt titan, our stuff fits all. And we don't go easy on quality, just like Iowa doesn't go easy on bikers. Our fabric is dope - 100% pure cotton, as soft as a cloud, breathable as it gets. Almost like a second skin, minus the road rash.
So, show the world your deep, slightly inexplicable love for torturous bike rides across endless expanses of corn. Buy it to confuse your friends, to proudly flaunt at bike meets, or as a cheeky souvenir for your corn-hatin' cousin in NYC. The print - or should we say, the badge of honor - is as bright and indelible as your mad, mad memories of biking across Iowa. It stays bright, it stays bold. Just like you. Careful though, people might start expecting Tour de France victory next. Tread, or pedal, lightly my friend.
