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Wear it proudly to prove you're tougher than the mystery meat frozen solid in the back of your freezer, or gift it as a blunt warning to anyone clueless about the frostbitten circus Connecticut throws every single year.\n\nOur shirts are made with 100% cotton that, while utterly powerless against a Connecti-Chill, still delivers top tier comfort and staying power. Trust us, the inks are about as permanent as your choice to keep riding out Connecticut winters, because apparently you enjoy suffering. So wear the struggle on your sleeve, your chest, or wherever you please. And hey, if you've got friends living somewhere warm and smug, this makes for some premium quality schadenfreude. 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