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And it's a perfect fit — whether you're flipping off the Sears Tower or just sweating your ass off in the never-ending humidity revelling in the constant combustion that is Illinois weather. Our tee's, hoodies and sweaters are made with 100% high-quality cotton to provide the comfort you're otherwise not getting from this state. \n\nEvery design is screen printed with top-notch inks that don't fade, just like your love-hate relationship with Illinois. Another bright side? Your purchase money funds our developing \"Escape Illinois\" fund. 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