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Hence, the incessantly drunk-looking 🥴 emoji — because Michigan gives you all the feelings: joy, despair, amazement, and a serious urge to hit the bottle.\n\nBut hey, that’s the charm, embrace it, or run away from it while you still have sanity left, and buy one of our high-quality “I 🥴 Michigan” shirts. Yeah, this shouldn’t be legally allowed as a comfort item, but the contradictory pain makes it cozier than your grandma’s sweatshirts. And did we mention that these tees, long-sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters are made from 100% ultra-soft, breathable cotton? Talk about ultimate comfort at the very intersection of love and loathe - right? Plus, they're all printed with super-vibrant, longevity-mastered inks. Because whether you love (or hate) Michigan, we both know you'll want others to know about it for a long, long time. 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