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Soft, breathable, and a great cuddle-buddy when Jack Frost insists on that outdoor holiday photo shoot. The vibrant ink? It laughs in the face of the harshest weather conditions. It doesn't just stay put – it taunts the elements, daring them to do their worst. It's like the honey badger of clothing prints, basically.\n\nSo go ahead. Let the world know you survived a winter in Iowa. Or at least, that you've seen a calendar and know what's coming. Wrap yourself in one of these bad boys and wear Iowa winters like a badge of honor. Just remember, there's no sour grapes about out-west living. 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