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You can't do better at Bowling Green's latest trivia night, folks; it's all downhill from here.\n\nOur shirts, sweaters, and hoodies are like Ohio itself: dependable, comfortable, and perfectly middle-of-the-road. Made from 100% breathable, soft cotton, these items ensure you'll be as comfy as a deep-fried Twinkie at the Ohio State Fair. Each piece is emblazoned with super durable inks, so it'll last, like Ohio's neverending cornfields. So go ahead, wear your Ohioan indifference on your sleeve, or chest, since that’s where the logo is. 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