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So throw it on, chuckle about those endless winds strong enough to lift a bison, grin about swerving around tumbleweeds the size of small hatchbacks, and salute your own stubborn grit.\n\nBuilt from high quality fabric, this shirt is 100% breathable cotton. It's as tough and cozy as your North Dakotan backbone. Printed with bright, long lasting inks that not even the cruelest prairie squall can wash out. It's the ideal choice whether you're thawing your knuckles by a fire, lounging at home, or scheming to plunder another hollowed out grain silo town. This shirt says something. It's a badge of honor, or possibly a distress flare, we can't tell. Either way, you're one magnificent pirate, er, North Dakotan. Mission accomplished. 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