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It's equally perfect for anyone who's ever suspected that riding out a Michigan deep freeze is basically the pirate lifestyle: hazardous, grim, and yet oddly delightful in its stripped-down, salt-crusted simplicity.\n\nWhether your bond with Michigan swings between devotion and open hostility, or you're simply one of those sturdy souls who gets stronger as the mercury drops, this mercilessly cool gear is about to become your go-to statement piece.\n\nEvery item in the collection is made from high-quality, 100% soft and breathable cotton that keeps you snug when the wind starts howling. Printed with rich, long-lasting inks, this frostbitten tribute to Michigan refuses to fade, much like the state's unending winter. 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