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Problem is you're the joke here; committed to conquering every single canyon, cliff or peak, no matter how scary high! You’re made for Utah, and you're kind of bad-ass for it! In any case, we are going to cash in regardless; seems like we also share something with Utah’s scenic wilderness - we both win!\n\nThis tee-sweat-hoodie-long sleeve thingy (just pick one) is indeed a beaut. Crafter with 100% soft, breathable cotton, prints as vibrant and sturdy as Utah's red rocks, it assures a constant suave and a lifelong pat-on-the-back. It'll be your faithful comrade in that fearsome pursuit of Utahy stuff. 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