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Or, if you're planning a trip to New Mexico, consider this as a preemptive scream for help. \n\nRegardless if you're using it as your comfort blanket or warning sign, rest assured this gear meets top-notch quality standards. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, you'll feel snug and comfy in every stitch, even when you're shivering in your boots. The vibrant and long-lasting inks will ensure the terrified smiley doesn't wash off after a few rounds in the laundry. 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