{"product_id":"i-fear-iowa-tee","title":"\"I Fear Iowa\" Tee","description":"Ever get invited out to an Iowa cornfield in the middle of the night for what promises to be \"the party of a lifetime?\" Yeah, it's spooky. Not in a fun haunted house-sort of way, but more like a creepy dude with a chainsaw lurking in the dark kind of spooky. That's why we've got this \"I 😨 Iowa\" apparel. If you've ever been to Iowa, you'll get it. Or maybe you're just into the mysterious midwestern fear factor thing. Whatever floats your boat, weirdo. \n\nOur clothing is meticulously rendered from 100% super-soft cotton that strives to keep you comfy even when you're in the midst of a fear-fueled adrenaline rush. The graphics? Oh, they're sharp and endure long after you've escaped from that cornfield. Whether you're sporting it on a t-shirt, long-sleeve, hoodie, or a sweater; experience the perfect blend of humor, style, and just a hint of the macabre.\n\nBeware though, rocking this garment doesn't give you survivor credentials or make you immune to any chainsaw-wielding maniacs. But hey, at least you'll have a killer story to tell. If you survive the night, that is. Psychological trauma not included in the price. We'll leave that to Iowa.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":54019681517861,"sku":"53754129071604434125","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":54019681550629,"sku":"20987085070698546818","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":54019681583397,"sku":"15395137897077206384","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54019681616165,"sku":"19882025730983886098","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":54019681648933,"sku":"10037886644332277083","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":54019681681701,"sku":"17176515397973858079","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":54019681714469,"sku":"94534589855538146063","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":54019681747237,"sku":"57192904388272862507","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":54019681780005,"sku":"32782347529073472445","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54019681812773,"sku":"15575884006607051767","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":54019681845541,"sku":"31205673876596765461","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":54019681878309,"sku":"64752518976284158668","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":54019681911077,"sku":"19479756009716752900","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":54019681943845,"sku":"22494321973108513858","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":54019681976613,"sku":"23326288799898933408","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54019682009381,"sku":"73517925172411833836","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":54019682042149,"sku":"59236348875321451246","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":54019682074917,"sku":"12634376137285560519","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":54019682107685,"sku":"18468634645200996906","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":54019682140453,"sku":"32813901693886695770","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":54019682173221,"sku":"10668306191011832916","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54019682205989,"sku":"21632679406072754288","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":54019682238757,"sku":"15744283716185506748","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":54019682271525,"sku":"75522842715888077954","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":54019682304293,"sku":"70781332538445992303","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":54019682337061,"sku":"38940058827370498802","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":54019682369829,"sku":"27195526236071145297","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54019682402597,"sku":"18757243138991334200","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":54019682435365,"sku":"65475173053673676034","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":54019682468133,"sku":"28577338017998604432","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":54019682500901,"sku":"17163226328860680159","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":54019682533669,"sku":"14122549484015349950","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":54019682566437,"sku":"10486109907248789283","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54019682599205,"sku":"96685546168899472543","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":54019682631973,"sku":"19091277636840361472","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":54019682664741,"sku":"11164050115915435604","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/453573529458763725_2048.jpg?v=1791695978","url":"https:\/\/emojistates.com\/products\/i-fear-iowa-tee","provider":"Emoji States","version":"1.0","type":"link"}