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Our high-quality apparel is crafted from 100% pure cotton that feels like a hug from your favorite cousin. (We mean the cool one, not the one who moved to Delaware). The unique design keeps its fresh look even after multiple washes – kinda the opposite of Delaware, which withers a bit more each day. Just remember though, the shine might not last as long as Delaware does in your memory, but it sure as hell is a lot more interesting. \n\nOur duds are printed with resilient, vivacious inks that are as loud as a biker rally, and about 10,000 times more exciting than, you guessed it, Delaware. Comfortable, casual, and a little too honest. Just like your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. 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